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Posted by Tom at 05:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

I'm not sure what this Quicktime movie is all about, but I do know that it is a gorgeous production, with nifty music and pretty colors.
(mildly NSFW for cartoon mermaid boobies)

Posted by Tom at 12:45 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Meet the Cosmic Muffin, the dream of one man who wanted to turn a Boeing 307 Stratoliner into a
luxury yacht. So he did.

Posted by Tom at 09:07 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

More internet magic to make you partially smirk for a second or two.

HEY! -- everyone's POPLOCKIN" !!!

Posted by Marty at 08:08 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Really.

Posted by Marty at 02:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

A nifty little street art project, wherein some guy sticks these little caption balloon stickers all over the city, and random people walking the street will be complelled to fill them in with witty, or otherwise amusing things.

Experience the fun Here.

Posted by Marty at 07:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

EEWWW.

I fail to find a justifiable reason for why someone would go through the months of diligence and commitment to do this to their body.

Posted by Marty at 07:17 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

I waaaant it thaaaaat way. Tell my why! Oh Tell me why! I waaaaant it thaaaaaaat waaaaaay. [LINK]

Posted by Scut at 06:22 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

It all started with a discussion about how rad an automatic bacon dispenser would be for the home or office. Really, wouldn't it be? Press a button, out comes hot, crisp pork strips. Mmmm. Then, without looking for it, I cam upon this image while randomly surfing around. Odd? Yes, but then a quick search for "bacon dispenser" in teh intarnets produced these two links: Bacon-scented Bubble Blower (for dogs. peanut butter and bbq chicken also available) & How to make Bacon Soap. Wow. We really do live in an amazing time of technology and vision. However, still no automatic bacon dispenser. I mean, if we can produce kitchen appliances gear specifically toward other certain types of breakfast meals, where are the bacon machines? I advise any VC's out there reading this to take notice.

Posted by Tom at 04:08 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Whatikilledtoday is a weblog of someone who works wth injured wildlife. Sometimes, he has to euthanize them. This is a record of each animal he euthanizes.

Posted by Tom at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

A friend sent me a link to a video on Mondo Pop Cinema, and I got to browsing around their site when I came upon a film genre that I didn't even know existed: Nunsploitation. I guess there really is something for everyone out there.

Posted by Tom at 11:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

So, let's get right to it: Here's a happy little number from Nigeria, apparently all about 419 scams. Catchy tune.

Posted by Tom at 06:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

The internet is a big place! There is so much to see and do. We see lots of stuff, we do lots of stuff, and we are going to bring it all back to you, and you will like it. After all, what else are you going to do? Read Fark? lol, plz. No, you need us, internet, more than you know.

We are back in business.

So, what happened? We got over being over the web. Things got better for us, and we think the internet as a whole has started to improve again, therefore we must be around in order to reap the benefits, must we not? Plus, I hear this new Web 2.0 thing will totally pay off your student loans, heal the blind and get you laid all at the same time, so yeah, where do we sign up? Here, at Monkeyfarts.org, motherfuckers. We are the future of the internet, and we are now.

Posted by Tom at 10:39 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)