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January 28, 2003

Embezzle Money While You Opress!

Shop. Destroy. Rule. All at Home Despot.

iHump

I believe that the purpose of IHumpThings.com should be apparent.

January 27, 2003

Poot.

Spend countless hours entertained with the CreateAFart.com fart generator.

Thx to Marty

Advertising Slogan Generator

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Monkeyfarts.org.

Peep Research

Scientific analysis of small marshmallow birds.

January 23, 2003

Quick links

Here's a bunch of quickies for you:
Some people will buy anything
Fart fetish Videos?
YellowBamboo.com (watch the videos)
Lost your head? No problem.
Knight Rider for sale
MONSTER TRUCK LIMO

Airline Meals

This website is fantastic: [airlinemeals.com]

Not only is it amusing and creative, but it's quite useful. The difference between economy and first class however, is quite depressing.

January 20, 2003

Urinal UI

File under "strangely interesting": Apparently printing a small fly near the drain of a urinal helps improve users aim, as one would tend to try and hit said fly, and thus urinal manufacturers take advantage of this to get the user to pee closer to the urinal "sweet spot". And now you know.

January 16, 2003

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

Have fun with the Evil Clown Generator.

January 12, 2003

Cyber Pope!

Enjoy the adventures of Cyber Pope and his trusty sidekick, Wormwood, as they battle the evil hobbit Frodo for the good of mankind!

January 10, 2003

Meow...

From the 1854 Victorian Gem "Young Man's Book of Amusement", an especially enlightning chapter:

"Method of recieving the Electrical Shock from a Cat."

.. and much more. (thnx AF)

January 09, 2003

Fuck yeah.

View Something Awful's Greatest Picture Ever Archive. You will laugh.

It's the new year!

Ok, so we're now well into 2003, but do you have a calendar yet? Well have no fear! We've got just the thing for you!

Thx Marty!

Origami Boulders

YOU BUY WADDED UP PAPER NOW!!!

January 08, 2003

Tornado Vacation!

You can now book a "Tornado Vacation" where you drive around and look for storms. Actually sound's pretty cool, except the driving hundreds of miles for days seeing nothing part.

January 07, 2003

HAWT!

Well, if the foreverakid.com link didn't satisfy your hunger for bizzare fetishes, this one might do the trick. Feel free to browse the wonderful gallery of Women and Carps. Or catfish, which ever large freshwater fish suits your fancy.

(Slightly Not Safe for Work)

January 06, 2003

The Beast of the Mine

There is a large, toxic copper mine in Montana which is inhabited by a large, toxic dog, known as "The Auditor".

January 05, 2003

Oh my

I usually don't plug tv show here, but this looks like it might be "special". On January 9th, the WB network plans to debut a new reality TV show aptly called The Surreal Life, involving celebrities of the past. The "contestants" include such former luminaries as MC Hammer, Corey Feldman, Vince Neil, and Emmanuel Lewis. They all live in a house together, and it all goes on video. Yes, this is for real.

I cannot wait.

January 03, 2003

Bathroom Mania!

Your toilet is boring. Spice it up with something new!

Get married anywhere!

In the inflatable church!

January 01, 2003

match head sculptures

David Mach is an artist who creates sculptures out of colored wooden matches, which he then burns.

Happy New Year.

ForeverAKid.com is website that sells adult baby clothing. The only thing that shocks me more than the fact that there is a market for such a thing are the pictures that advertise their wares.