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August 30, 2002

Hot Damn.

Get your ass saved by Black Jesus.
(And don't forget your 40oz)

Nazis & Retards

Ever notice the similarities?

Enjoy the 3 day weekend and be sure to include as many intoxicating substances as possible!

(Damn fuckin' sure I will...)

August 27, 2002

We're all going to die.

Wanna find out when???

Subvert

Though I would certainly never condone their use ;-) These stickers are one of the more brilliant social awareness campaigns I've seen in a while. (via Kottke)

August 26, 2002

Pilot is Packing...

Fairly amusing flight announcement. (thx bo-day aaron)

August 25, 2002

The Clown Sweater Project

The Clown Sweater Project involves, well, a clown sweater, the people who wear it, a camera, and the internet. You get the idea.

People of note who have worn the sweater include Wil Wheaton, also known as Westly Crusher.

Corporate Stupidity Endures...

Only a large, impersonal corporation that is disconnected from the people and oblivious to culture could produce something as fucked as the McAfrica burger. I mean, really now, at least they could have come up with a better name.

August 23, 2002

NO SHIT!

Some bastard is out there running a site where you can download viruses! Damn. Gotta love it. I found it while searching for the "You've been bearded" trojan---so as I could send it to Nick for old time sake.

August 22, 2002

What a Dorcus!

I'm not sure if there ever was a line of menswear called "Dorcus" was there? Maybe that makes me a double dorcus. Either way, it's clearly uncool. (thx Anna!)

Dying for Diamonds.

Well, if this isn't and interesting story to start the day with. A chicago company has invented a process to turn human remains into a diamond. Which is great and all, but what happens when your heirs need dope money? Hope you like your eternal rest in the pawn shop.

August 15, 2002

Ass Racing.

Stop motion animation, when done right, is fantastic.

August 14, 2002

So weird..

I know this was on Tom's website, but I just discovered it and it needs to be shown here. Leonard Nimoy's finest performance, and one of the strangest things the internet has ever revealed.

August 13, 2002

A Surging Boil Of Great Music!

Holy crap, people are having fun with Amazon review again, this time for David Hasselhoff. Read the fourth one down, it deserves it's own four star rating.

Mmmmmmmmm.

Got a hankerin' for somethin' exotic?

August 12, 2002

Dinnertime!

Today I will pass unto you a link which is sure to answer a question that is burning in all of your minds: How do you cook food with molten lava?

I'm glad you asked.

August 10, 2002

Dance!

I've only just found OozeTv, and already they scare me. Beware: link contains pasty white geek in speedos shakin' his ass.

August 08, 2002

Great Investment

I hear this company is going through the roof.

Try some of their water. It's fucking tastes just like the real thing!

Yeah, um. I'd like to

Yeah, um. I'd like to work at McDonalds. I have good references...

Every office needs one...

Currently out of stock, but I'm sure this item would be of use to someone in your office. (thx Jen)

August 05, 2002

Driver's Licence Search

Another wonder of modern technology, the Driver's Licence Database Search lets you instantly find out information about anyone in any state. Give it a try, you'll be surprised by the results.

August 03, 2002

Pee-mail!

Pee-Mail let's you write messages in the snow with the pee of a young child and send it to your friends! If this isn't progress, then I don't know what is.

Yeeeehooooo.

Yep. Yep. Yeeeeheee. Bloooooooog, I mean moveable type, if you can take it. Yeah, Tom, it works. A very humble "thank you" to you. I am an idiot. (you though I'd never say it), but I'm back. Watch the fuck out. Sweaty is in the house... Love it. Worship. Bow the fuck down. Yep.

Fuckers… Mmmmmhm…. Cumming sooooon.

August 02, 2002

Worlds Greatest Job

Wow. "Fortnum & Mason is looking for a chocolate buyer to travel the world, taste as much chocolate as possible and select only the best for its discerning customers" [article] And it pays pretty well too! (thx Sherry!)

August 01, 2002

Worth 1000

Worth1000.com is a web site which hosts user contributed photoshop contests. There are free contests or pay-for-entry contests based on credits that you have to earn. All in all, very interesting community dynamics. Some contests can exhibit some amazing skill, while others are just funny as hell.

Yeti@Home

Like distributed computing? Well then, get ready to prime you unusabed computing time to help the noblest of all causes, the search for the yeti, at home.