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Man, the things some people will do just to win the love of their offspring...
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Man, the things some people will do just to win the love of their offspring...
Use this in cases of emergencies. Call this number
yourself and you'll understand it's purpose.
When a girl you just can't get away from asks for your
number, tell her you're from from New York and give
her this cell number: (212) 479-7990
It was inevitable, yet unpredicable. You can now rate blogs on Hot or Not. Click Here and give Monkeyfarts a "10".
Egad, only on the internet can you find things like Will Chayham's nine year old toe and finger nail collection. He even licks them. Yes.
Yet another entry from the "too much time, too many avaliable resources" dept. This time, it's about furniture, kinda.
Fuck cars, I want one of these.
The animation is kinda crude, but this new presentation by Pakistani Pop Star Sajjad Ali is actually pretty cool... takes a minute or two to get going though.
Lonely? Sure you are, we all get lonely sometimes. Amputee fetish? Um, yeah, it could happen. Like the way they make 'em in Eastern Europe (especially if they make 'em sans a limb)? Boy, is this your lucky day!
Apple's switch campaign is getting a little overplayed, doncha think? Of course it is, and that can mean only one thing: they've made themselves prime targets for geeks everywhere. Let the games begin.
First, we have Switchback, a pretty good flash movie from ubergeek.
Next, we have Ben Brown, professing his "love" for his new iBook. May they live happily ever after.
And lastly, we have Apple themselves, with this ad that is sure to appeal to the totally fucking blasted student in everyone.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Japanese ice cream. When I first saw this link, I immediatly thought of wonders like mochi, green tea, or sweet bean ice cream, all of which I love. Upon further investigation, however, it appears that in Japan, an inordinate amount of meat seems to find its was into the dessert. Don't ask me why, I personally don't see the allure of ox tounge ice cream, but then again, what do I know?
Bored? The True Porn Clerk Stories" is a, shall we say, interesting read.
"Now you know why we say "Boring Means Business."
I have been all over this site, and as hard as it is to believe, I think it's real! Needless to say, these people must have some seriously dull lives.
Apparantely, there is a street in Madrid now named after AC/DC. (thx Anna!)
"When an evil Terrorist organization goes broke and needs money, they can only turn to one man...William Shakespeare! Follow the adventures of Cobra Commander, Serpentor, Destro and all your favorite G.I. Joe villains as they attempt to raise funds by putting on their very own production of Hamlet. This is the story of how it fails, miserably...WATCH!!"
The best Haikus since the N-Judah Haikus of last year. I pity the fool! (thanks Anna!)
Most of these have been goin' around the net for ages, but here is a nice collection to laugh at!
This is the most useless insanity i've ever seen. Still, I've no idea how it's done, so that makes it somewhat impressive! (Hint - you actually have to type backwards to get it to work, and it will actually return the same results as google!)
How's your graphing skills? Give 'em a test over at the web-controlled etch-a-sketch!
Ever get lonely while dropping the kids off at the pool? Want for bathroom companionship no longer, with your very own custom Aquarium Toilet!
Project Cryo, because your mouse just isn't cool enough without cryogenics.
Who knew honesty in advertising applied to law firms?
The Top 50 IRC quotes ought to keep you busy for a while.
So should the 5.25" disk sleeve archive.
Wow! Can anyone spare 20 grand? This thing could be fun.
Defeat Telemarketers for FREE!
Ever notice how when you get a telemarketing phone call, there's always a pause between when you say "hello?" and when they respond? Apparently, that is due to the fact that they use an automated dialer to page through calls quicker, and when a real person picks up the phone, it switches over to a real person to give you the pitch. This website outlines how you can set your answering machine to put out a tone when it first answers your phone which tells the auto-dialer to hang up and try a different number. After letting your machine screen calls for a while, telemarketers should remove you number from their databases.
Not, bad eh? Requires some work, but can pay off well if you are constantly hounded and need relief. Kind of like Mail Washer for your phone.
Is your grill dangerously low on bling? Have you ever caught yourself saying, "Damn, I just don't spend enough money on shit that makes me look like a vampire-pimp?" Well then, worry no more, for the folks at Brunson Jewelry can help! Don't forget the custom shoes, too!
That lock or hair just isn't personal enough. [link] thx Anna!