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Wow... a new low for Fox!

Posted by Scut at 04:29 PM | Permalink

"What's wrong with this picture?" (submit answers in the comments section).

Posted by Scut at 11:12 AM | Permalink

Tourettes.co.uk (thx Jane!)

Posted by Scut at 10:40 AM | Permalink

New Enron telephone system debuts. (Thanks Dave!)

Posted by Scut at 05:29 PM | Permalink

News Blotter from the Arcata Police Dept. Sept 21, 1999 at 2:27pm is particularily amusing. (thx Spencer!)

Posted by Scut at 09:20 AM | Permalink

Job Opening down at the MIT reactor. (via Kottke)

Posted by Scut at 11:26 PM | Permalink

Hey Hey Hey from the BIG ISLAND!
Just wondering how all you rat bastards are doing...
Email- ralphcostanzo@hotmail.com OR Call 808.968.0990
Hope you're all drunk & happy!

Ralph & Kim

Posted by Intoxicated Primate at 02:44 PM | Permalink

Phoons!

Posted by Tom at 04:14 PM | Permalink

Happy Valentines Day!!! Here's some fabulous poetry to get you through the day! (thanks Anna!)

Posted by Scut at 10:33 AM | Permalink

Lock this guy up, or I shall be forced to say "NEE" again!!!

Posted by Scut at 09:31 AM | Permalink

"The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts" (thx c5)

Posted by Scut at 09:26 AM | Permalink

"Bill Gates is Dead" ... this is kinda old, but astonishingly well done! (and we need some fresh content! )

Posted by Scut at 05:21 PM | Permalink

Rather Ingenious Idea for the Public Good: (c/o Eve!)

When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment. Let them throw it away.

When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again! Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty...!!!

Posted by Scut at 09:33 AM | Permalink

Woah! Look at the size of this cat!

Posted by Scut at 09:46 AM | Permalink

Ahh, yes, peurile humor at it's best. The "F_You" gallery. (c/o Dave G)

Posted by Scut at 09:41 AM | Permalink

Velentine's Day got you down? Just send 'em a Dead Fish.

Posted by Scut at 10:48 AM | Permalink

Jim Henson's Crossfire

Posted by Scut at 10:29 AM | Permalink

Professional Cheese Racing.

Yes. You read right.
Professional.
Cheese.
Racing.

My nipples are hard.

Posted by Tom at 09:14 AM | Permalink

Today is a bumper crop indeed! More from Sherry: Gobler's Wobblers for your kids, and many more bizarre creations.

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Illegal Immigration as viewed by a Richard Scarry satirist. (thx Josh!)

Posted by Scut at 11:50 AM | Permalink

Good ol' John Ashcroft's at it again. (a typically biting and hilarious Mark Morford article, c/o Sherry)

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