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January 30, 2002

Professional Gluttony. Well, just goes

Professional Gluttony. Well, just goes to prove you can be a star at anything! (thx sherry)

January 29, 2002

Normally, I'm not big on

Normally, I'm not big on collector's items, but I'm actually tempted to buy this for a laugh...

You shall be blessed... to

You shall be blessed... to find out how, stare at the four dots in the center of this image for 45 seconds. Then stare at the wall or a white piece of paper. Start blinking your eyes rapidly... (thanks Esther!)

January 28, 2002

"Coincidence Design" ...i can do

"Coincidence Design" ...i can do this for you too, for a lot less!

January 25, 2002

The REAL Ninja Web Site.

The REAL Ninja Web Site.

From the site:"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."

Genious.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

January 24, 2002

How to RTFM, a delightful

How to RTFM, a delightful page dedicated to all of you in the tech support field.

Halo? Fuck Halo, the Bungie

Halo? Fuck Halo, the Bungie game I want most is Pimps at Sea!
Thanks Al.

January 23, 2002

Image to HTML converter. A

Image to HTML converter.

A fun tool to turn pics into ASCII-like HTML. Looks great with ratbread.

Automobile Perfection. My birthday is

Automobile Perfection.

My birthday is in 3 months, will someone please buy this for me?

January 22, 2002

Beauty Kit for Little Girls!

Beauty Kit for Little Girls!

Um, it's well done. I never know what to say here anymore. Who wants pancakes?

Start of a slow week...

Start of a slow week... Here are photos of some guy trying to defrost his freezer. But he should probably just put it out of its misery.

January 18, 2002

I nominate this thing, the

I nominate this thing, the Monkeyfarts Mobile.

January 17, 2002

Beer Bottle guessing game. I

Beer Bottle guessing game. I got 7 out of 12...

Pretty cool optical illusion. Stare

Pretty cool optical illusion. Stare at the door in the top left corner for about a minute. A ghost will apear if you concentrate hard enough.

January 16, 2002

Not quite as funny as

Not quite as funny as the other waterballoon drop below, but worth a laugh...

January 14, 2002

Rat Bread! Again, I must

Rat Bread!

Again, I must remind you how much I love the internet. It's a lot. A whole freaking lot. I mean...rat bread. Wow.

According to Google, these sites

According to Google, these sites are "similar" to Monkeyfarts. Other than the fact that they are all weblogs, they don't seem too similar. But perhaps that is due to our outstanding originality. (thx Jeff!)

January 12, 2002

Opt-out of pop-up advertisting. Your

Opt-out of pop-up advertisting.

Your welcome.

January 11, 2002

I love George Bush. Probably

I love George Bush.

Probably just a rumor, but one that I'll gladly spread.

January 10, 2002

Anyone want to start a

Anyone want to start a country? (thx sherry!)

January 08, 2002

I know people claim that

I know people claim that weather can affect one's arthritis, or something like that...but this is a little much.

Have fun with Emotion Eric.

Have fun with Emotion Eric. (thanks Spencer)

January 07, 2002

Start Planning Today for National

Start Planning Today for National Elevator Escalator Safety Awareness Week. (thx Jane)

addendum - This is hilarious Click on "big version" and watch the cartoon...

January 06, 2002

Porn intros are funny.

Porn intros are funny.

January 04, 2002

People are weird.

People are weird.

January 03, 2002

I must hand it to

I must hand it to Jason Kottke...that boy (and Meg) are creative.

January 02, 2002

Water Baloon Drop. Another amusing

Water Baloon Drop. Another amusing shockwave game... (thanks Fiona!)