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Why didn't anyone tell me that Snoop Dogg is now making porno?
Tom Jones presents the fabulous 'cat game'...
Now that's a 404 page!
*ahem* Well, I think I need a laugh after that one. Jeeze. Anyway - I am happy to bring you the worlds most maddening flash game. Love Bunny.
Woman gives birth to a calcified fetus. Fascinating, if not a bit disturbing. (Thx Don)
[WARNING: Contains Graphic Images]
FAT LANE ONLINE Internet Magazine
Now I know I posted something similar to this a while ago, but this link is much more complete. More heavily (a pun!) photoshopped celebrity pics, adding artificial pounds to those "dangerously underweight" ladies in the public eye. If I had photoshop skills like this, I wouldn't be out of work for long.
Red hot Ferrari for Sale. Zero Miles! Did I mention Red Hot??? (I submitted this to whowouldbuythat so you may see this posted there soon!
The culmination of modern technology: A real magic 8-ball shaken and read over the internet.
See, I always knew cats were evil.
Be careful, you may not get any work done today...
Secrets of Chainsaw Juggling revealed! Anyone want to buy this thing? Read the description...
Peter Pan found Tinkerbell!!!. Gotta love that guy. (thanks Esther)
Is your company running out of sales tactics? Perhaps a robot can help!
Yeah, yeah, you've probably seen that dumb picture already, and maybe a few remixes of it, but now there's a whole website chock full of hilarious photoshopped images just waiting for you perusal. Get ready to brace yourself against the barrage of e-mail attachments that will soon follow.
update: Apparently there's Touristguy.com, too. Loads a bit faster.
Why drop bombs on the Taliban when you can use porn?
"The Taliban forces will give up Osama bin Laden once they become consumed with flipping through pages of smut. Their minds will change from promoting some violent strain of Islam to wondering if it feels different with their other hand. "
Brilliant.
Very strange and hilarious classified ads section from Framley Examiner.
Man had two pets, now he has one.
This you have to see for yourself in order to believe. It defies explanation.
Very strange... slightly funny, slightly frightening, very wierd. (via Brian)
Isn't it about time they made a bra for your ass?
It's official: "Jedi Knight" is ON the list of religions for the 2001 UK census.
WOW! This must be repeated in the United States. It's fascinating at a hundred levels, "What is the meaning of religion, what is the meaning of census data...etc..."
'Penis' found floating in bottle was mold, police say.
Damn, there goes what was sure to be one of the great urban legends. Fucking internet.
My god... this is maddeningly stupid. But somhow hilarious!
Anyone out there looking for LPs to sample for their mixes... or if you just need to train your bird to talk, here are two winners:
Camp Dickface 2001
"Camp Dickface was a Burning Man 2001 themecamp. The concept is for guys to pose for photos replacing the noses of celebrities and politicians with anonymous dick-shots."
Wow, too bad I missed this. Just goes to show that try as you might, you can never see everything at BM.
(Warning: contains dick)
Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch.
Need I say more?
Props to Don
A contribution from Charles - the flame to end all flames...