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May 30, 2001
Wow. That was over year
Wow. That was over year ago. Happy belated birthday to us.
May 29, 2001
Stare at the dot and
Stare at the dot and lean forward.
Try it. It's trippy.
May 25, 2001
William Shatner Acting Simulator Self-explanatory.
William Shatner Acting Simulator
Self-explanatory.
This will make you shit
This will make you shit your pants. Stock up on Depends™.
Cats, cats, and more cats...
Cats, cats, and more cats...
May 24, 2001
Ahh, if the internet is
Ahh, if the internet is good for anything, it's gotta be the encouragement of weird fetishes. Take this for example: Fan2000's Plumpers Central, a site devoted to images of celebrites, altered specifically to make them look fat. Most of them suck, but be sure to catch the Anna Kournikova pics, he seems to have taken the most care with those.
May 22, 2001
Those crazy guys at 'zefrank',
Those crazy guys at 'zefrank', have brought us another public service: How to impress your date. This could come in handy.
Thanks Sherry!
Man, I can't believe that
Man, I can't believe that link left out the well known and most interesting example: Spiders On LSD.
ABCNEWS.com : Woman Turns In
ABCNEWS.com : Woman Turns In Alleged Attacker's Testicles
Oh...my...god...just thinking about this makes me, um, tense.
Gee, thanks Natalie.
May 21, 2001
Effects of various drugs on
Effects of various drugs on Spider webs. Clearly, working on weed or amphetamine is far more effective than on coffee.
Dave
May 18, 2001
Greetings from Ralph and Kim...
Greetings from Ralph and Kim...
HAWAII ROCKS. (You guys suck)
Use Moreover's Belfast news headlines
Use Moreover's Belfast news headlines to make your tour company more attractive to tourists...
May 17, 2001
Product naming and packaging
Product naming and packaging is still very culturally specific in its appeal. Thanks Esther!
May 16, 2001
Vagina washing antibacterial shower rod.
Great moments in foosball. A
Great moments in foosball. A truely phenomenal video. Be sure to turn your sound up for this one!
May 15, 2001
Jouney's flash Tribute to America!
Jouney's flash Tribute to America! Just follow the bouncing ball, I am weeping.
Ok, one last AYBABTU refference.
Ok, one last AYBABTU refference. At least its a pretty good one.
May 14, 2001
Darn, I guess it's time
Darn, I guess it's time to quit my Heroin and Prostitution habit...
May 11, 2001
Painful, yet creatively pointless Flash
Painful, yet creatively pointless Flash game: Use the tweezers.
May 10, 2001
Tamogotchi style PortaBush for your
Tamogotchi style PortaBush for your Palm Pilot. Those things might have some use after all!
Thanks Buck!
May 08, 2001
Semenex -- The New Powder
Semenex -- The New Powder Drink that makes Cum Taste Great
Bwahahahahhaha! So, who's gonna try it first?
The Collective Unconsciousness Project is
The Collective Unconsciousness Project is a new site created by the good people over at Currentform, and it intends to create a connection between the concious and the unconcious by mapping a user-conrtributed dream database. Log on, add, and explore.
On a similar note, check out the Lost Love Project, too. I'm sure you can figure out what that one is about. Oh, I may as well remind you ofRandom Access Memory, as well. It was logged a while ago, either here or on the mailing list, but it's good enough to be refferenced here again.
Hours of fun! - Super
Hours of fun! - Super anagram creator. This has been done a million times (one of the classic programming puzzles) but this one is particularily good at it.
May 07, 2001
If you're on a pc,
If you're on a pc, click here and type starwars. It's cool, trust me.
Oh yeah, there's other stuff you can type in, too. Play.
Monkeyfilter! Hey you, check it
Hey you, check it out, we gots a new discussion engine in effect, content proveded by you. Yes, it basically just a respository for all the links that you the viewer can provide and a way to dicuss how much they suck. or not. That part is really up to you.
May 04, 2001
Can Britney do for Semiconductor
Can Britney do for Semiconductor Physics what she's done for Pepsi? Wait, what exactly has she done for Pepsi? Nevermind, suddnely I want to read all about Quantum wells...
Prank Calls to Moe the
Prank Calls to Moe the Bartender, Translated by a Computer from English to French, Then from French to German, and Finally from German to English. Enjoy.
From The White Shoe Irregular via kottke - have fun in Paris!
May 03, 2001
A classic joke today, courtesy
A classic joke today, courtesy of Charles (it's an old one):
There were two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel came down and brought the two to life.
The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
The man looked at the woman....the woman looked at the man, and suddenly they went running behind the shrubbery. The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled and giggling ensued. After fifteen minutes, the two returned, out of breath and laughing.
The angel said, "You have fifteen minutes left."
"Would you care to do it again?" the man asked the woman. She eagerly replied, "Oh, yes, let's do! But let's change positions. This time, I will hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!"
May 02, 2001
eBay item 1140470269 (Ends May-10-01
eBay item 1140470269 (Ends May-10-01 18:17:48 PDT) - AMADOU DIALLO FRONT DOOR, LAST KNOWN SECTION
Hmm, anyone know anything about this? Sounds interesting...but a private auction from a "Secret Location"...something to ponder, no doubt. (Thanks Natalie)
May 01, 2001
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project Ah yes,
Ah yes, the fine science of the twinkie. The twinkie Turing test is not to be missed.
With all due respect to
With all due respect to our men in blue, the first item on this "gifts for cops" website just plain freaky. Somehow, the images of Bach's Minuet No. 3 and two guys in body armor busting someone's door down just don't correllate.
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