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You've seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot", right? Well, now there'sRaver Bathroom, inspired by HMPL, it sees the bathroom at a rave as the parallel to the parking lot at a heavy metal concert, and the footage looks promising.
This man is too good, he makes custom cars, namely, KITTs. You know, Knight Ryder style.
HA HA! Done! There are still some bugs to be worked out and features to be implemented, but the whole of the site should be working. I am quite aware of the fact that it looks like crap in netscape, but I really don't give a rats ass about netscape right now. You really should be using at least ie5 by now anyway. Really. No, really. Go upgrade now, punk.
Site upgrade postponed...hopefully I can get it done this weekend. Paitence, please.
Oh god, is the world ready for mac and cheese on a stick? I think not...
Props to Katie
Ack! It won't go away! Now, create and rate your own "All your base are belong to us" concepts...
Monkeyfarts most heartily encourages anyone in the San Francisco Bay Area to be at the Transamerica Pyramid on Sunday the First at noon for the 23rd annual St. Stupids Day Parade. (followed by Flambe Lounge at Club Cocomo) A sunday to remember!
Wow, as a follow-up to the Six-Gun hair dryer posted below, I was thinking about creating my own collection of bizarre Ebay items. I have been soundly beaten to it. This is fantastic, and worth hours of laughs.
Surfing Ebay at work yields the strangest things...
Thank all y'all motherfucking monkies that possessed the insane devotion to show up at the Cripe-Costanzo beach party and fuck a y'all that didn't! And how about that sculpture??? Anyone got pictures? Kim and I are leaving for Hawaii in a week, so call us to party before then, or see us in a couple of months when we've got's da Zimbabwe tan. Later, motherfuckers.
Sketch Metzger
More dance lessons...
Interesting note* - last week I tried to post this, and must've hit the meme tsunami as just before posting, the site was taken down due to an overload of popularity. Of course that means you all may have seen it by now, but I reckon it's still funny enough to go up!
Put this on your Amazon list. (good bathroom reading I reckon).
Free Dance Lessons! Be sure to practice for the Monkeyfarts ball - coming up soon!
WHITELIGHT PORTFOLIO
Because when you go out, you gotta go out in style, money!
As much as I dislike Taco Bell, I must admire their Mir Splashdown marketing effort...hmmm...what are the odds?
Track the frequency of your surname by state.
Also today - behold sand patterns created by a small pendulum during the Seattle quake.
Monkeyfarts is proud to announce, and officially endorse, the marriage of Ralph Costanzo and Kim Cripe. Ocean Beach, San Francisco, end of Lincoln, Saturday the 24th of March, by the biggest damn bonfire you ever saw, a fire spinning kiwi, a flamable sculpture and the circus of insanity...
Oh my lord. The fact that this is not a joke makes it that much funnier!
Hi all. I want to introduce you to Rob Kimmerle. A man I have not seen in five years. He not only epitomizes what we have always believed in, but epitomizes why Monkeyfarts exists. His family's struggle with hypocrisy and the blatant disregard for communal decency strikes straight to the heart. Again, I introduce you to Rob Kimmerle and his family: The Connecticut black house. Please read thoroughly and thoughtfully. I give you Rob as an explanation:
Hello, I'm Rob, the webmaster of ctblackhouse.com, and I created this website to serve as a permanent clearinghouse for the media coverage and correspondence surrounding the black house of Stonington. After several months it seems that some people still misunderstand the purpose of this site: to chronicle the bizarre and sometimes Kafkaesque difficulties that my family has experienced in attempting to assert our basic property rights. While the situation remains unresolved, I invite you to visit ctblackhouse.com and see for yourself the commentary of me, my family, and others in the community concerning this most fundamental of rights. Whether you agree with this stance or not, your comments are welcome at ctblackhouse@aol.com. Thanks, and good browsing. :)
Yes indeed, your job could be worse...
Now this rocks. Tons of exxtra cheesy tv clips from the 80's, all just waiting to be discovered!
Everyone likes Top 10 lists right? Well, as defined by voting, here are the 50 greatest moments in Simpson's history!
(*sigh*, our own contributors don't even read the site. Sorry about the repost, folks.)
Soooory...There was a dark week in december where I was, indeed, not surfing much on anything...everyone please send me some DogDoo. I must repent.
Now this almost looks like a reason to buy a N64. A console game with drinking, graphic violence, and sex, all with a Mario Borthers-crossed-with-a-squirrel look...How could they go wrong? I smell huge sales and bitchy soccer moms!
Click here for 5 min movie! (34mb)
SEEKING EMPLOYMENT:
If you don't hire Tom, then this guy should definitely be considered.
Oh come one, you know you want to learn chess from Screech, right?
Ah, a fine long weekend skiiing at Mammoth. There's a reason Mammoth is popular with the L.A. crowd....ease of getting there and home. When the highway was closed this morning, we were forced to take a creative detour through Nevada...here's some random photos...kinda cool to think where I was all day, and now I'm here in SF sitting on the computer..wild.
Remember that dancing baby? Well, the poor lad seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
monkeyfarts.really.fuckingsucks.net
I'm honered!
Of course, everything.really.fuckingsucks if you really think about it...
Even this
