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Intriguing Protest Concept:
They tried to stop protesters in Davos, but that didn't stop this guy from using his roof-top laser to project 40ft. letters on the snow covered hills nearby with messages input from users via the internet!
Open Letters: We Just Have a Plethora of Drugs to Try
These guys are my heros. This article is basically just an interview with two guys who smoke a lotta stuff. Oh, and they're in a death metal band, too. Life is good.
Remember MobilesDisco? Habbo Hotel is pretty much the same thing, only kinda cooler. Check it out.
The Brunching Shuttlecocks : The Drug Slang Translator
Oh, god, can't stop laughing....I've many a time extolled on the virtues of The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and this just serves to prove me right. Just try it on this URL. Brilliant.
DESPAIR, INC. SECURES OFFICIAL TRADEMARK REGISTRATION FOR :-(
"In a move that has millions across the Internet community frowning, Despair, Inc. today announced that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) had awarded them a registered trademark for the 'frowny' emoticon which serves as their logo. "
HaHa! That's good stuff. I think we here at MonkeyFarts shall adopt o_0 (other wise known as "who farted?" emoticon) as our new corporate logo, I'll file the copyright papers on monday. ;)
As you can probably tell, I haven't much to do at work today.
Stop yer grinnin and drop yer linen, I have found the *worst* flash site...EVER.
I weep and laugh at the same time.
Chicken Poop for the Soul : Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit .
Today's literary link. Fine writing for fine reading.
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YOU MUST DO THIS TODAY, because it will only be around for a day or so!!!
Go to www.google.com
Type in "dumb motherfucker"
Hit - "I feel lucky"
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18inch puppy swallows 15-inch knife
Ouch, talk about constipation.
and consider this:
Man cuts off hand with saw, shoots self in head with nail gun
There are many, many intelligent animals out there, I tell you.
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I don't know what to say...this looks like competiton. Those of you who have been with us long enough know that it has always been our goal here at Monkeyfarts to become an international media comgolmerate, and an evil one if at all possible. These guys claim to be the world's most ifluential media empire, they were founded after a trip to montreal, we were founded after a trip to L.A....the similarities are glaring. Despite the fact that they had a 3 month head start on us, they have more content, and more people, I believe we shall aquire all their assest in the end. If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em. This business lesson brought to you by microsoft.
Dammit! They stole my next domain name! In the process of browsing their site, however, I have found a halfway decent band. Go d/l some stuff.
Ever hear of urban spelunking? Here's an interesting site that outlines many underground adventures that are avaliable across the U.S., care of university steam, tunnels and the like. Fun!
Welcome to Everything@Everything2.com
Have you seen everything yet? It's an user created, encyclopedia-like database that covers, well, just about everything. A great place to find info about memes and
other cultural phenomena that you wouldn't find info on elsewhere. Plus, you can get a feeling for what kind of cultural significance a subject really has by the type of responses it gets.
Modern Humorist - Raspberry
"If you're like most Americans, you're still juggling a separate cell phone, e-mail pager, organizer, MP3 player, e-book reader, CueCat and karaoke party machine. That's why this year's must-have is Raspberry: the tech toy that does it all, and then some."
Sick, just sick. (In the good way.)
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
"The Icelandic Phallological Museum is probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country."
Check out the picture gallery.
Cliff Yablonski Hates You
"My name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you regardless."
Oh, but we love you, Cliff.
**Ghetto Scooter- putting less oot in your scoot!**
Muahaha! Who needs a fancy Sharper Image piece of crap when I can get real piece of crap from Ghetto Indiustries?
Announcing a new Monkeyfarts photo project: Bar Graffitti
Nicholas and I were drinking heavily in the Haight last weekend, at Toronado specifically, and happened to take up discussion about the plethora of interesting, thought provoking, and amusing comments, characatures, and art posted on the walls of said establishment's bathrooms. We got to thinking, and came up with the wonderful idea to start a database of these cultural phenomenons from across the country, and dare I wish, from arcoss the globe.
I'm sure that where you live there is a bar, cafe, or nightclub with a collection of its own "wall art", and we wanna see it. Send us a photo, no larger than 350 pixels along the longest dimension, and in good enough resolution so that it can be properly read, and we'll add it to our collection. Profanity is allowed, but try to keep it within reason. Nothing racist, sexist, or outright inflammatory will be considered.
Get to work.
Fantastic! Some guy took sound clips from "Kindergarden Cop" and used them to make prank calls. Sheer genious! I'd fucking love to get a phone call from detetive John Kimball.
The Internet Random Pornography Generator
Self explanatory. Verbal porn rather than visual, for those of you at work.
Wow. Wow. Wow...
Click Here
(there's a popup window that might be hidden)
New version of rocket powered mice, too.
VECTORAMA.ORG - A MULTIUSER PLAYGROUND
Ok, I'm gonna start posting design links again. This one is an interactive art project of sorts. You play with up to 8 other people and choose from a library of vector art and cut and paste! Fun!
Monolith on the move once more
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I think the horse is dead, now. Let the flogging cease.
Seattle Times: Duck Island on Green Lake is new home to monolith
The plot thickens: the monolith reappears.
CNN.com -Company in Ukraine offers 'Fat in Chocolate'
Yup, chocolate covered fat. Can't get much more to the point than that.
Secret NSA installation revealed!
Wow, now this is just interesting as all hell. Some of the stuff they have on this site is pretty cold-war spy movieish. I wanna go there for my next vacation!
ABCNEWS.com : Mysterious Sculpture in Seattle Park Vanishes
...and now the monolith is gone. Anyone feel like they've made an evolutionary jump?
This takes forever to load but is very cool:
Find out where the Space Station is and how to see it
Monkey week, huh? I'll bite...
Mysterious Monolith appears in Seattle
Hey, it is 2001, you know...