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georgewbush2001
Oh yes, oh god, so funny. hee hee!
link via k10k
New episode up. Check it out, yo.
Engrish.com
This site has a collection of improper uses of the english language by the Japanese. You can't make this stuff up, people.
Cat Enema!
I posted this one a long time ago, but it got lost when I was trying to figure out how the archives worked, so here it is again, for prosperity.
P.S. I wanna Cat Enema T-shirt for christmas, hint, hint.
"We were drinking," said Hong, about the creation of Am I Hot or Not.
I knew it. I need to drink more in order to be sucessful.
BTW, check out amigothornot.com, bangable.com, and amigeekornot.com, too. Old news, yes, but valid nonetheless.
UPDATE: Election considered invalid! Re-vote issued, to be done electronically! VOTE HERE
SANDOU'sRISINGSUN MINIFIG HEADQUARTERS
More movies in lego. There's a lotta japanese here, but there's enough english to get the gist of it. Wow.
Thanks Katie!
"Do you think we can do a web-based e-mail portal this weekend?"
This one's for all you designers out there.
How to eat hamsters
It's truly amazing what you can find on the internet these days, isn't it?
Race for the Superbomb
Videos of atomic bomb tests. This isn't as funny as it is totally frightening. Yow.
The Case Files of the Fake Detective
This guy is amazing. He investigates fake celebrity nude pics and tries to discover the original picture used to fake it. Both of the celeb and frequently the nude used, too. Outstanding.
Indian Monkeys on Anti-Smoking Rampage!
See? Monkeys are good for you.
So, assuming that I didn't make any boo-boos, we should now have commenting abilities. Just click on "discuss" below to leave comments for specific posts. Fun!
Crack Aficionado Online
Think all Crack is the same? Think again.
If you live in San Francisco and you ever need a cab ride, please give Vick a call at 415-637-6220. He holds a masters in anthropology from SFSU, is a state accredited tour guide, and tells some great stories about "the 60's". Very courtious and well mannered. He is the best.
No, seriously, he's the best, and I don't think I tipped him enough so I want to make it up to him.
Hats of Meat!
I would say something witty here, but how can you follow up a title like that?
And for god's sake, go check out The Onion's Mayhem 2000 coverage. Brilliant.
Rather's metaphors made election weirder and wilder
You gotta read some of these. I've seen the footage, and its downright surreal to see him babbling on like a spaz. I guess sleep deprivation gets to the best of us.
Beer To The Huddled Masses
Wow, where are these guys when you need them?
ascii art ensemble presents: Deep Throat.
Yes, that's right, Deep Throat in ascii. Stand back about 5 feet to get a better impression of what's going on.
Calling all Stamp Collectors!!!
Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity
The new classics
Announcing a new blogging project!
DOOMED dot com - all the latest news for the end of the dot commies:
Click
Oh my god - the Japanese have cloned me!
(Read the URL)
http://www.interq.or.jp/jupiter/nick/aster.html
"Bush and Gore may have to play a hand of poker to decide New Mexico."
Or draw straws. Or draw a high card. Or flip a coin. What the fuck.
From the "way too much time on their hands" dept.:
Star Wars, told in lego.
Impressive, none-the-less.
Whorehouse - The Game
Yes! This looks like a winner...
Yes, new layout in effect! Notice the message board, use it.
Behold, Monkeyfarts Radio on echo.com. We have overtaken yet another media form! The conquests never cease.
I hate Nader, and you can probably guess why. The house, senate, and presidency, are now all republican. You can kiss Row vs. Wade goodbye, as well as the N.E.A. Spending for D.A.R.E. and other money wasting anti-drug campaigns will probably increase, as well as the pocketbooks of the weathiest 2%. We enter dark days, my friends, dark days indeed.
I would sincerly appreciate it if anyone in Canada or Australia would keep an eye out for any web design positions opening up soon, by the way. Seriously.
Sex Suvivor 2000
Screw the most, suck the most, lick the most to survive.
Stunning.
what's your pokéname?
Random Pokemon generator.
I am Lowad. I can puke rocks. I can breath Dr. Pepper. I can puke fire.
Fear me.
~ T E C H N I C A L V I R G I N . C O M ~
This is a page advocating anal sex to teens to help prevent unwanted pregnacies. Yup. You have to download their television spot, I dunno if its for real or not, but its worth it. Actually, it can't be real, it's too funny.
I have too much time on my hands today.
Digital Video Guide - MPEG-4 - Copying a DVD Video to CD-ROM
This is cool. Very cool. Very, very cool. Read it, and then go buy a cd burner.
STAR WARS ASCIIMATION - Main Page
The first Star Wars, in ASCII! Simply amazing...
How to Land the Elusive Geekfish.
Humorus geek dating tips.
Halloween pictures are up!
I may have to complete the comments later, but at least you can have a look now.