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November 30, 2000

mcchicken head Holy shit. I

mcchicken head

Holy shit. I guess they really mean "Parts is parts"

link via metafilter.com

georgewbush2001 Oh yes, oh god,

georgewbush2001
Oh yes, oh god, so funny. hee hee!

link via k10k

0sil8 New episode up. Check

0sil8

New episode up. Check it out, yo.

November 29, 2000

FAA: When Pigs Fly

FAA: When Pigs Fly

Engrish.com This site has a

Engrish.com
This site has a collection of improper uses of the english language by the Japanese. You can't make this stuff up, people.

November 28, 2000

The Truth Must Be Told!

The Truth Must Be Told!

Cat Enema!
I posted this one a long time ago, but it got lost when I was trying to figure out how the archives worked, so here it is again, for prosperity.

P.S. I wanna Cat Enema T-shirt for christmas, hint, hint.

November 27, 2000

"We were drinking," said Hong,

"We were drinking," said Hong, about the creation of Am I Hot or Not.
I knew it. I need to drink more in order to be sucessful.

BTW, check out amigothornot.com, bangable.com, and amigeekornot.com, too. Old news, yes, but valid nonetheless.

UPDATE: Election considered invalid! Re-vote issued, to be done electronically! VOTE HERE

SANDOU'sRISINGSUN MINIFIG HEADQUARTERS More movies

SANDOU'sRISINGSUN MINIFIG HEADQUARTERS

More movies in lego. There's a lotta japanese here, but there's enough english to get the gist of it. Wow.

Thanks Katie!

November 21, 2000

That's the way the cookie

That's the way the cookie crumbles...

"Do you think we can

"Do you think we can do a web-based e-mail portal this weekend?"
This one's for all you designers out there.

How to eat hamsters It's

How to eat hamsters
It's truly amazing what you can find on the internet these days, isn't it?

Race for the Superbomb Videos

Race for the Superbomb
Videos of atomic bomb tests. This isn't as funny as it is totally frightening. Yow.

November 20, 2000

The Case Files of the

The Case Files of the Fake Detective
This guy is amazing. He investigates fake celebrity nude pics and tries to discover the original picture used to fake it. Both of the celeb and frequently the nude used, too. Outstanding.

Indian Monkeys on Anti-Smoking Rampage!

Indian Monkeys on Anti-Smoking Rampage!
See? Monkeys are good for you.

So, assuming that I didn't

So, assuming that I didn't make any boo-boos, we should now have commenting abilities. Just click on "discuss" below to leave comments for specific posts. Fun!

November 19, 2000

Damn!

Damn!

Crack Aficionado Online Think all

Crack Aficionado Online
Think all Crack is the same? Think again.

If you live in San

If you live in San Francisco and you ever need a cab ride, please give Vick a call at 415-637-6220. He holds a masters in anthropology from SFSU, is a state accredited tour guide, and tells some great stories about "the 60's". Very courtious and well mannered. He is the best.

No, seriously, he's the best, and I don't think I tipped him enough so I want to make it up to him.

November 17, 2000

Hats of Meat! I would

Hats of Meat!
I would say something witty here, but how can you follow up a title like that?

And for god's sake, go check out The Onion's Mayhem 2000 coverage. Brilliant.

November 16, 2000

Rather's metaphors made election weirder

Rather's metaphors made election weirder and wilder

You gotta read some of these. I've seen the footage, and its downright surreal to see him babbling on like a spaz. I guess sleep deprivation gets to the best of us.

Beer To The Huddled Masses

Beer To The Huddled Masses
Wow, where are these guys when you need them?

November 15, 2000

ascii art ensemble presents: Deep

ascii art ensemble presents: Deep Throat.
Yes, that's right, Deep Throat in ascii. Stand back about 5 feet to get a better impression of what's going on.

Calling all Stamp Collectors!!! Don't

Calling all Stamp Collectors!!!

Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity

The new classics

Announcing a new blogging project!

Announcing a new blogging project!

DOOMED dot com - all the latest news for the end of the dot commies:

Click

November 14, 2000

Oh my god - the

Oh my god - the Japanese have cloned me!

(Read the URL)

http://www.interq.or.jp/jupiter/nick/aster.html

"Bush and Gore may have

"Bush and Gore may have to play a hand of poker to decide New Mexico."
Or draw straws. Or draw a high card. Or flip a coin. What the fuck.

November 13, 2000

From the "way too much

From the "way too much time on their hands" dept.:
Star Wars, told in lego.
Impressive, none-the-less.

November 12, 2000

Whorehouse - The Game Yes!

Whorehouse - The Game
Yes! This looks like a winner...

November 11, 2000

Yes, new layout in effect!

Yes, new layout in effect! Notice the message board, use it.

November 08, 2000

Behold, Monkeyfarts Radio on echo.com.

Behold, Monkeyfarts Radio on echo.com. We have overtaken yet another media form! The conquests never cease.

I hate Nader, and you

I hate Nader, and you can probably guess why. The house, senate, and presidency, are now all republican. You can kiss Row vs. Wade goodbye, as well as the N.E.A. Spending for D.A.R.E. and other money wasting anti-drug campaigns will probably increase, as well as the pocketbooks of the weathiest 2%. We enter dark days, my friends, dark days indeed.

I would sincerly appreciate it if anyone in Canada or Australia would keep an eye out for any web design positions opening up soon, by the way. Seriously.

November 07, 2000

Warped Politics

Warped Politics


Sex Suvivor 2000 Screw the

Sex Suvivor 2000
Screw the most, suck the most, lick the most to survive.
Stunning.

what's your pokéname? Random Pokemon

what's your pokéname?
Random Pokemon generator.
I am Lowad. I can puke rocks. I can breath Dr. Pepper. I can puke fire.
Fear me.

November 06, 2000

~ T E C H

~ T E C H N I C A L V I R G I N . C O M ~
This is a page advocating anal sex to teens to help prevent unwanted pregnacies. Yup. You have to download their television spot, I dunno if its for real or not, but its worth it. Actually, it can't be real, it's too funny.

I have too much time on my hands today.

Digital Video Guide - MPEG-4

Digital Video Guide - MPEG-4 - Copying a DVD Video to CD-ROM
This is cool. Very cool. Very, very cool. Read it, and then go buy a cd burner.

STAR WARS ASCIIMATION - Main

STAR WARS ASCIIMATION - Main Page
The first Star Wars, in ASCII! Simply amazing...

November 05, 2000

How to Land the Elusive

How to Land the Elusive Geekfish.
Humorus geek dating tips.

November 02, 2000

Halloween pictures are up! I

Halloween pictures are up!
I may have to complete the comments later, but at least you can have a look now.