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July 31, 2000

This is wrong, but



This is wrong, but how can I resist?

Posted by Tom  at 10:10 PM |

July 28, 2000

Wesley Willis is a schitzophrenic

Wesley Willis is a schitzophrenic who makes music. I present to you his breakthrough single, "Lick my Doberman's Cock"


It's in the public files section.

Posted by Tom  at 01:57 PM |

"You know your ticket is

"You know your ticket is up when you get run over by an airplane in a resturant", -Oj Simpson on the Air France Concorde crash.

Brilliant.

Posted by Tom  at 09:48 AM |

July 27, 2000

Yes, this rocks. I almost

Yes, this rocks. I almost thought it had to be from the Onion.

(found at thatsmoney.com.)

Posted by Tom  at 12:53 PM |

So, remember back when I

So, remember back when I was denouncing Survivor and all it stands for? I am now a whore for cbs and that damn show. Fucking Sean, getting Jenna kicked off, its all his fault. I am now certain that Rich is next though, he clearly a threat to what seems to be an alliance forming between the women of the island. Typical.
I personally want Gervase to win.


Oh yeah, the party pics are up in the Studio.

Posted by Tom  at 09:18 AM |

July 25, 2000

Soon, my children, soon the

Soon, my children, soon the anniversary party pics will be online...

Posted by Tom  at 11:05 AM |

July 20, 2000

No way man. I want

No way man. I want that toenail. By the way, the Peruvian oddessey should go live in a matter of days! Prepare for a feast!

Posted by Scut at 06:27 PM |

So. Since nobody else submitted

So. Since nobody else submitted photos for the contest (shame on you), I declare Nick the winner of my toenail. Yeah Nick. Too bad he won't be at the 3 month anniverasary party this friday where the presentation ceremony would have taken place. Therefore I shall accept the prize in his place. Woo hoo.

So Listen up!

I now announce an erotic fiction (or if its non-fiction, change the names and exaggerate to make it a little fictional) contest! I was riding the vibrating browser when I came up with the idea for that one.
So send your masterpieces of literature here. Deadline will be two weeks from now and I'll announce the winner on that friday's Tom's List and I'll post the submissions in The Basement (submissions can be anonamous if you request it). Get crackin'.

Posted by Tom  at 02:37 PM |

Check it out! You can

Check it out! You can now easily donate us some cash for our new server using paypal! Just click the paypal logo on the left nav bar and follow the directions. Plus, if you sign up for paypal using the button, we get a $5 refferal bonus and so do you. How cool is that? Feel free to give as much or as little as you like. The vibrating browser function is ¢25 per ride.

Posted by Tom  at 02:27 PM |

This is the best piece

This is the best piece of javascript I've seen in a while.
For your pleasure, Monkeyfarts.com now comes with a built in vibrator. Please feel free to relate any enjoyable experiences to us and we'll happily post it.
Enjoy.


Posted by Tom  at 02:08 PM |

Holy shit. Are we ready

Holy shit. Are we ready for robots that eat meat?

Posted by Tom  at 10:52 AM |

Heh, yes, this is actually

Heh, yes, this is actually a video game: "Irritating Stick". The sexual innuendo is thick.

Posted by Tom  at 10:15 AM |

July 17, 2000

Yeah! Lets all be PC!

Yeah! Lets all be PC!

Posted by Tom  at 10:33 AM |

July 14, 2000

This man needs help. Please


This man needs help. Please help him in his quest.

Posted by Scut at 06:42 PM |

July 13, 2000

This pretty much says it

This pretty much says it all.

Posted by Tom  at 11:22 AM |

July 11, 2000

Now THAT'S funny.

Now THAT'S funny.

Posted by Tom  at 02:10 PM |

July 10, 2000

CALL TO ACTION! Monkeyfarts, Inc.

CALL TO ACTION!
Monkeyfarts, Inc. has come to the conclusion that it needs its own server space. So now its up to you, the loyal fans, to cough up the dough. Besides, you couldn't expect to mooch off our genius forever, could you?
In all seriousness, though, if you want to help us out so that we can improve the quality of the content that we currently bring you, then please feel free to contact us about making a donation. Thanks.

Posted by Tom  at 02:05 PM |

July 09, 2000

Presenting the first prize for

Presenting the first prize for the photo contest, my toenail. It smells funny.
But why, you ask, would you want a piece of my dead flesh? Simple: DNA. That's right, you could own a piece of ME! and if technology improves, you could clone your very own ME, thus making YOU very happy.

Posted by Tom  at 09:30 PM |

More photo contest submissions Yes,

More photo contest submissions

Yes, that is a bottle of "Night Train" that I am drinking.

Posted by Tom  at 12:46 PM |

July 07, 2000

Believe this is CG?


Believe this is CG? Its actually a still from the new "Final Fantasy " movie that is slated to come out in about a year.
Check it

Posted by Tom  at 03:34 PM |

July 05, 2000

turnstyle lab is up. A

turnstyle lab is up. A rob foote original.
seems to only work with IE, however.

Posted by Tom  at 10:35 AM |

Monkeyfarts photo contest entry #2.

Monkeyfarts photo contest entry #2.

Posted by Tom  at 10:07 AM |

July 02, 2000

Posted by Scut at 05:16 PM |