All about John Scibby
I am now convinced that the The Onion's journalistic style and genius derive directly from the misguided brilliance of Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel articles, such as this one.
Posted by Nick at June 05, 2002 10:43 AM
wait...that was actual news?
Yes. Incredible, isn't it?
well i know john scibby as he is the dad of my childhood frien A.j. Scibby. john actually a great guy to hang out and swap stories with. the desciption of the inside of his house is true...quite functional, really. no wasted space. everyspot has a purpose...even if it is storage for old engine parts... cooler than some vase with flowers in it, huh? so it really is not depressing.. it is uplifting.. we've all had to deal with dumb bitches through our lives...each one replaced with the next....this man has decided to live life HIS way, by HIS rules, and has no dumb bitch around to ask him where HE'S been... the end!
Gee, I know John and A.J. Scibby, too. John is a child molestor. Don't believe me? Look his ass up on the wisconsin circuit court access. He's a sick fuck. He doesn't need any 'dumb bitches', mother fucker. He's got little boys.
gee sorry, its acool house though....
anybody know how he died?
